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♠ My name is Neisha Marie
♦ Take your shoes off at the door. If you get mud on my rainbow carpet, you're cleaning it up.
♣ You may want to wear some kind of protective eye-wear before looking through my gallery. I can not be held liable if your eyes start to bleed upon viewing my crap.
♥ I'm wearing a tie right now, because, even though you probably can't tell, I mean business. And immature brats will be put in the time-out corner.
♠ If you go into the bedroom, make sure you keep a close eye on all of your valuables. Those monsters under my bed may be cute, but they're trouble.
♦ I love llamas, but if your pet llama spits on my new couch, it's outta here.
♣ Don't be afraid of the bats over in the corner. They're pretty harmless as long as you don't let them bite you.
♥ Help yourself to anything in the frid.... wait. On second thought, if you eat my food, you're dead. As a matter of fact, don't even go near the kitchen. Don't even look at it.